Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just had sex on a roof
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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