Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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