is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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