He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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