Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize