I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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