You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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