WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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