wanna go halves on a baby?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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