Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we're making bets on your personal life
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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