Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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