Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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