i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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