So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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