You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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