I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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