so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm always down for nudity.
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