i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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