Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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