Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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