I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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