How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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