it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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