Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Randomize