Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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