I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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