is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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