You can't motorboat a personality
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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