dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize