true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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