I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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