she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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