Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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