Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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