He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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