Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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