i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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