Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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