Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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