My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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