I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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