Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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