have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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