Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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