I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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