Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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