why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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