Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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