did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize