I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize